Don't Hug Me I'm Scared 2 - TIME

 Vabbe' :)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtkGtXtDlQA

Time is a tool you can put on a wall
Or wear it on your wrist
The past if far behind us
The future doesn't exist
(What's the time?)
It's quarter to nine
Time to have a bath
What do you mean?
We're already clean!
Scrub, scrub, scrub 'till the water's brown
Time is a ruler to measure the day
It doesn't go backwards, only one way
Watch it go 'round like a merry-go-round
Going so fast like a merry-go-round
Let's go on a journey
A journey through old times
The time is changing all the time
It's time to go to time
But we don't really want to
We're going to miss our show
Don't be stupid, friends!
Come on, it's time to go
Time was old, like Victorian time
With cobbles, and plague, and speaking in rhymes
With cobbles, and chimneys, a simpler time
With cobbles and sawdust and batteries and slime
This tree that is old has circles inside
This tree that is older has shriveled and died
The apple that's fresh is ripe to the core
And I rot over time, and I'm not anymore
Time can be told by the moon or the sun
But time flies fast when you're having fun
There's a time and a place for mucking around!
Like birthdays!
And camping!
I'm friend with my dad
And then what happened after the olden days?
Time went new and got old
Just like history
Stuff from the past
Went into a mystery
An old man died..
But look, a computer!
Everything's cool, it's the future!
Time is now
The future anew
And look at all the wonderful things you can do
With gadgets, and gizmos, and e-mail addresses
My dad is a com-computer
Look at the time!
It's quarter to eight
There's fish on my plate
It's twenty past day
There's fish on my tray
It's eleven to twelve
There's fish in the bath
It's nine thirty,
There's fish everywhere.. fish everywhere.
Now you can see the importance of time
It helps us make pizza
And keep things in line
But when did it start? And when will it stop?
Time is important, and I am a clock
If we run out of time, then where does it go?
Is time even real, does anyone know?
Maybe time is just a construct of human perception, an illusion created by..
Meh, meh, meh meh MEH MEH MEH MEH MEH MEH MEH MEH
Sunrise, sunset, night and day
The changing seasons, the smell of hay
Look at your hair grow, isn't it strange?
How time makes your appearance change
It's out of my hands, I'm only a clock
Don't worry, I'm sure you'll be fine
But eventually
Everyone runs out of time.